- I gave up on tennis.
- I never enjoyed dancing.
- I value my free time. I want to do something fun.
- There are a lot of possibilities.
- At first I thought I was seeing things.
- But maybe its been staring me in the face the whole time.
- Right outside my door.
- Boating.








Alternate text:
The country club failed.
So they had to sell all their heirlooms.
Until they were arrested for tax evasion.
Even so, no one can question their patriotism.
Then the in-laws showed.
They were never very good at gift-wrapping.
My neighbor is such a Jughead.
He wins the award for keeping up with the Joneses.
Excellent work.
Is this some kind of social networking “cut-up”-inspired dadaistic Ken Nordine WordJazz exercise? (Do jazz musicians even exercise?) Can anyone contribute? I might try my hand at it . .)
“Cut-up”-inspired and dadaistic sounds about right. Maybe Bill Owens style captions crossed with Captain Beefheart? Maybe I should do a caption contest on the next gallery.