- Don’t worry. We are professionals. We’ve done this before.
- Bring your horse. Bring your Thing. We’re going to the desert.
- Fuel up and shoot the cow on 58.
- They’re pumping oil in Bakersfield.
- Bakersfield.
- Up one side and back again, along the river of men.
- Fueled up and ready.
- We hit the dirt and started exploring.
- And also worked in a little grilling.
- I finally saw Cadillac Jack’s place.
- And then more grilling.
- We continued to explore with mixed results.
- There is nothing here worth dying for.
- It was touch-and-go at China Lake.
- We toured one junkyard and got barked away from another.
- A strip mall in Lancaster with a liquor store, produce market, kabob place, and a church.
- Just down the street from Generation X Lothing.
- Tired, we headed out 138 past Holiday Valley.
- A man stood in the middle of nowhere. A boat waited high and dry.
- The lemons headed north.
- Return, recover, and reload for next time.





















“There is nothing here worth dying for…” what was there military renegade base or psycho’s?;)
They misspelled Loathing.